- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

A French man gets into a fight

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

How come anti jokes r funny

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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