When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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so how about that irline food

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Daym im romantic

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