What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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