- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*