- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

H o m o comes out as homo

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

ur an fagit

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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