a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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The Detroit Lions

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