What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What the hell are you doing?

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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we all know sammi has a penis

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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knock knock

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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