- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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