- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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