Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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book 'em danno

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Dislike this.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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