what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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