What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Your future.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Women's rights

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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