- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Knock knock. Come in.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

woman's rights

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

You dropped something.... Yo lip

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