once upon a time, it snowed

You have cancer

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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