- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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