waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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