A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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