No.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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