why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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9/11.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Hahaha

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Jake. Walsh.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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