Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

squash squash who squash my ass

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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