- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Jake. Walsh.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

I just found out i have cancer.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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