What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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yes... that's the joke

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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