There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Elizabeth Warren

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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