- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

What's half of 8? o

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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