Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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