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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

raisin boogers

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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