roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Brad Fuller!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Lil' Wayne

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Anti Joke

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