- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

H o m o comes out as homo

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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