A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

CRY

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

A ginger was with his friends

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Bean.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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