Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Cancer

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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