- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

ME NAME IS JEFF

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