- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Religion.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

So a seal walks into a club..

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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