- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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