What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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were you expecting a joke

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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