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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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