Get off my porch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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women's rights.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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This is not a joke

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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