Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Mitt Romney

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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