- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why was the woman?

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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