Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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