- Anti Joke

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.