- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

VAGINA.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Jews

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

once you go black your credit goes wack

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.