"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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This is not an anti joke.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Mormons having fun.

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full house

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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The Moon Landing.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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