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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Q: knok knok A: Im home

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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