- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

angelosnyder is not gay

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What does two plus two equal? 4

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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