- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

im a dragon, no im not

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A horse walks into a barn.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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