What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

what do u call a apple a apple

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

GADZOOKS!

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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