Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Justin Bieber.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Loner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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