- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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