- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

The Holocaust

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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