I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Girls soccer

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Boner

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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