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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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