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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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