Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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The Holocaust

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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How old are you? 20

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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