a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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