- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

whats 69+2? 71

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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