- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

"Knock knock." "No."

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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