The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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