- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

A black man walks Into a bar.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Misner is a twat.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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