- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

how may i help you

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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