- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

WHO WANTS SOW????

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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