Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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