what's funnier than hell? heaven

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

You suck big fat slobber

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Obama lin Baden.

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