Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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