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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

hey John will you make some copies

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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