Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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