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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's 9 + 10 19

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

A white person at Harvard

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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