Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Your mom is so old she died

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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