- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

a black guy walks into a black bar

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Knock, Knock ...

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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