Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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The WPGA tour

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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