A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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