Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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nipple

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Brad Fuller!

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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What you reading? reading?

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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