your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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