- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What's the difference between a duck?

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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