did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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