- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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