I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Anti Joke

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