- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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