Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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