What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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I'm sn otter

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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My friend harris is fat.

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